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A person, usually of the opposite sex, who barely meets your fuck standards.
Malcolm: "Tina's ass is dive-worthy but her face pisses me off!"

Jebediah: "Yeah man, she's definitely a flat fuck and nothing more."
Flat Fuck by Ohaooa May 3, 2008
Basically when a woman has a chest flatter than any men’s chest so you have to call them a flat fuck because of it.
Milton: Dude, Kris has a chest flatter than paper.
Jasmine: So she’s a flat fuck!

Flat Fuck Friday 

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.
Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"
Flat Fuck Friday by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020

Flat fucks 

A fun and playful way to say pancakes to strangers.
Ay bro pass me the flat fucks and the maple syrup please I don't want the fat fucks.
Flat fucks by Roberto the great March 2, 2024

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

Fucked Flat 

The State of being Fucked so many times and having so many orgasms (etc) that dehydration may ensue to the point of Death if it continues caused by repeated and non stop orgasms!
I was so fucked flat in that Group Sex orgy and with the 8 guys who fucked me over and over in that Gangbang, that I may have to go to the Hospital for dehydration and get fluids through an IV or I shall die for sure! What a wonderful night/day/weekend with all the orgasms I had with so so many, many people who would not stop.

Did I mention is could cause me death through too much pleasure for sure?
Fucked Flat by kinky-doll April 2, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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