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Flat foot 

Expression for the system administrator which is extremely untidy and his office is a complete mess. Flat foot means that there is only enough space underneath his door to slide a box of pizza.
His office is a mess, he is a flat foot.
Flat foot by s1m0n.lfs January 16, 2009
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Flat Foot 

Flat foot originated in early American military. Referring to a soliders center feet not being arched upward. The heal, ball, and center are all in line. This would result in thier supposed abilities to move quickly in danger, aim under pressure, march like the rest, and would stand out.

2nd definition came over time do to how flat footed people would act do to thier conditions.

So flatfoot would refer to any people who didn't want to do thier job, lazy, slow, bad posture, 9 to 5er just for the paycheck, screw over their fellow man, taking credit for others work do to their ability.
1st. There's a flat foot in our squad, we might need to stay back. Where only as strong as our weakes member, the flat foot.

2nd. If you wanna hire someone from the union thats fine. But your gonna pay flat foot prices done by flat foot people.
Flat Foot by twostepbobby June 17, 2020

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy 

A flat-footed prostitute with venereal disease. "Floogie" was a substitute for "floozie" so the song, - written by Slim Gaillard - could be played on the radio. Floy-doy. Floy-doy. Floy-doy.
Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy, Louis Armstrong and the Mills Brothers, youtube.com/watch?v=yLwGna15NcI

flat foot pimpin 

To stroll comfortably into a social situation with confidence. To blend into a party scene.
He sho' was flat foot pimpin' out there on the dance floor. He knew his moves.
flat foot pimpin by ArfGraf May 25, 2016

flat foot rolling 

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.
We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...

foot flat 

go as fast as you can go
foot flat by jawg June 20, 2010

flat-footed 

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".
Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.
flat-footed by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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