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When you are so bored you do nothing and then finally flassm and spontaneously combust
Yo dat guy is so bored he just flassmed bro
Flassm by Bla ba flbchb March 5, 2013
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flapsmack 

when two larger folks screw, it's the sound of their bellies that you hear
FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. Oooh. Oooh. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK.
flapsmack by marinara82 February 20, 2011
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Flassing 

Treating a girl like shit in order to manipulate her into finding you attractive, at least for a day or two. You completely disregard the females feelings to control her.
Sohil, you were flassing too hard back there, I thought she was going to slap the shit out of you.
Flassing by Dyingforsleep November 24, 2012
Person 1: "Oh my goodness look at that skinny bitch!"'
Person 2: "Haha, yeah, look at the flass!!!"
Flass by forwhatitsworth July 1, 2009
Flirty-Sas-Adj. It's an aggressive flirt. To take the day off, to say fuck peer pressure, having a margarita for breakfast. Why not? When you feel like you should eat a salad but say fuck it, i'm getting loaded baked potatoes on rye, buttered rye with fucking vanilla drippled mainly manly testosterone driven vanilla dipped but basically, any kind of DAMN drippled or dusted of dripped flavored crust on my fucking rye kind of day.
Lizzith the strong armed... need I say more. Oh, and my mom has 3 pairs of leather pants... literally.. three. oh.. ok.
I was downtown at the bakery and i wanted a hot dog but i said oh no i need to get something light so i said oh bitch i want a salad ( i was feeling flassy)
Flassy by tegjoo May 6, 2011
Mary: So are we going?
Getroot: Yes, we are!
Mary: Are you sure? You ain't gonna pull a Flasma, are you?
Getroot: Flasma! Hell no girl! I ain't one of those flakys!
Mary: Good, coz I ain't liking those flaky Flasma types.
Getroot: Hell yeah, girl, nethier do I!
Flasma by flaky let me down April 5, 2010
Simply when one has a flat ass. Hence Flass.
That girl has quite the Flass!
Flass by Roy Michin May 18, 2015
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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