Flasma 

An extremely flaky human being.

Mary: So are we going?
Getroot: Yes, we are!
Mary: Are you sure? You ain't gonna pull a Flasma, are you?
Getroot: Flasma! Hell no girl! I ain't one of those flakys!
Mary: Good, coz I ain't liking those flaky Flasma types.
Getroot: Hell yeah, girl, nethier do I!

Flasma by flaky let me down April 5, 2010

Flamal

Flamal

Flamal

Flamal by Kimbruh November 28, 2021

Flagman 

Flagman is the god of farts. When someone farts you must mention the name of Flagman or someone else that hears it can punch you if they say it first.

Philip: Hey Terrance
Terrance: Yes Philip?
Philip: *farts*
Terrance: Flagman *punches Philip*
Philip: You got me buddy!

Flagman by Flagman1717 August 8, 2019

flasa 

Face Like A Slapped Arse
F L A S A

That guy has got such a FLASA

flasa by jackmerius thekteritrix February 17, 2015

Flamas Doritos

Only true gangsters eat these hot Doritos. Their Cheeto equivalent is Flaming Hot.

Will, "Should I get those Flamas Doritos?"

Friend, "Hell no. Only Jaquavious can eat those."

Flamas Doritos by WKUMAN November 3, 2019

flashaholic 

Somebody who is really addicted to flashlights.

A typical flashaholic might have dozens of them; hardcore flashaholics might have hundreds or (in one documented case) close to 1,500 of the bright little suckers!!!
The word was coined a number of years ago on a BBS about flashlights.

Hey Josh!
Did you hear that Craig is a true flashaholic, with 1,497 flashlights, lasers, and other assorted things that flash, blink, or otherwise emit EM radiation in the range of 380nm to 780nm?
What a kick in the head!!!

flashaholic by Telephony January 13, 2011

flapsmack 

when two larger folks screw, it's the sound of their bellies that you hear

FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. Oooh. Oooh. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK. FLAPSMACK.

flapsmack by marinara82 February 20, 2011