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Fläskkäft
Swedish word, mostly used by Svullo. It's directly translated to "Pork-mouth". Something thrown at fat women, but never towards men. In order to really make this word work perfectly, try and make sure the fat woman does infact have extremely low self-esteem.
In order to master this word in English: Fläsk ; (Fla'esk) -Käft ; (Schaeft).
In order to master this word in English: Fläsk ; (Fla'esk) -Käft ; (Schaeft).
- Lawl, whatever Fläskkäft.
- Hehe, that doesn't bother me at all that you'd call me that. It's not like I'm going to go and hurl countless loads of mayo down my throat to ease the pain... The very pain that's traveling through my left arm right now.
- Fläskkäft...
- Whatever, it's not like I'm going to go on random chat-client and turn on my cam in order to get some middle-aged man to say I've got pretty tits.
Etc. Etc.
- Hehe, that doesn't bother me at all that you'd call me that. It's not like I'm going to go and hurl countless loads of mayo down my throat to ease the pain... The very pain that's traveling through my left arm right now.
- Fläskkäft...
- Whatever, it's not like I'm going to go on random chat-client and turn on my cam in order to get some middle-aged man to say I've got pretty tits.
Etc. Etc.
Related Words
flaskaway
adj.
1. When something or someone becomes extremely drunk, usually a robot becoming drunk.
2. Departing from reality because of contents of the container. Container usually contains some sort of liquid.
1. When something or someone becomes extremely drunk, usually a robot becoming drunk.
2. Departing from reality because of contents of the container. Container usually contains some sort of liquid.
After working a long day on the assembly line, the robot went flaskaway.
The god damn bar is so expensive, I'm going to flaskaway in that alley over there.
The god damn bar is so expensive, I'm going to flaskaway in that alley over there.
flaskaway by Rubber Robot April 5, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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