Swedish word, mostly used by Svullo. It's directly translated to "Pork-mouth". Something thrown at fat women, but never towards men. In order to really make this word work perfectly, try and make sure the fat woman does infact have extremely low self-esteem.

In order to master this word in English: Fläsk ; (Fla'esk) -Käft ; (Schaeft).

- Lawl, whatever Fläskkäft.
- Hehe, that doesn't bother me at all that you'd call me that. It's not like I'm going to go and hurl countless loads of mayo down my throat to ease the pain... The very pain that's traveling through my left arm right now.
- Fläskkäft...
- Whatever, it's not like I'm going to go on random chat-client and turn on my cam in order to get some middle-aged man to say I've got pretty tits.

Etc. Etc.

Fläskkäft by Torve June 15, 2010

Related Words

Flasoka • Flashkaphobia • Fläska • flaskaway • Fläskkäft

flaskaway

adj.
1. When something or someone becomes extremely drunk, usually a robot becoming drunk.
2. Departing from reality because of contents of the container. Container usually contains some sort of liquid.

After working a long day on the assembly line, the robot went flaskaway.
The god damn bar is so expensive, I'm going to flaskaway in that alley over there.

flaskaway by Rubber Robot April 5, 2005

Fläska

Another word for flexing but in a more Gotlandish way.

- Look at my bank account I have 12.000
- Bro you fläsking too much, stop fläska

Fläska by luddode January 28, 2023

Flashkaphobia

The fear of the powerful, FAT, and super cute budgie, "Flaska"!

"I have flashkaphobia", says Grisha the Budgie.

Flashkaphobia by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026