Flashtastrophe

When photographs of important moments of your life are ruined by auto flash.

"That after-show picture we took with Nels was totally ruined by your flashtastrophe."

by jaccab December 10, 2016

fashtastrophy

A fashion disaster, fashion victim, fashion faux pas, wearing a regular clothing item in a way that highlights your incompatibility with the selection. Something no person can wear in public without causing alarm to SPCA or PETA. A person who is not able to purchase clothing that fits.

Anything worn by Lady Gaga is a fashtastrophy, anything worn by Cyndi Lauper in 1980's, Don Johnson in Miami Vice, the entire wardrobe of Dallas tv series, Eurotrash. Someone who isnt young or hot trying to get into a nightclub with a small outfit. Anyone who isnt Kylie Minogue wearing her clothing. Anyone who takes fashion advice from Britney spears.

by miroj July 6, 2010