Flap Wedged Eagle 

Someone who wears ridiculously short shorts, therefore giving oneself a fanny wedgie, with an alluring hint of flap

Often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .

When you go to an electro festival and you spot one, you say to your mate "flap wedged Eagles passing by" and you both turn and check out her ass outside her wedgie shorts with an alluring hint of flap

Flap Wedged Eagle by Fanny Dicksin January 12, 2013