Someone who is 'blessed' with red pubic hair.
Man: This chick I shagged last night had a Flame Crotch!
Friend: Ding Dong, Gnarly
by hnrmeow June 3, 2009
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a red head who has an extremely over sized bush
- that bitch is such a flaming crotch

- that guy has a flaming crotch

- yesterday i was about to fuck my girlfriend and when she pulled down her pants i screamed "OMG! YOU HAVE A FLAMING CROTCH!"

- my daughter was about to go on a booty call and i said "bitch shave that flaming crotch"
by xxxYomomma69xxx July 24, 2009
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A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.
I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.
by CrazyGirl1991 November 13, 2020
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