Flambe

How many steps away one must be to light a cigarette off a gay person. 1 flame means not very flaming one can light a cigarette standing next to the guy person. 20 flame's one can light a cigarette 20 steps away.
That guy is so flaming gay, he 15 flambe's.
by Iamthedouchiest November 07, 2018
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Flambe

the act of being incredibly ridiculously stoned
Yo dude you're so flambe ed right now

I know man isnt it great
by sillybum June 12, 2010
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flambe

An awesome, yet dangerous sexual act. During intercourse the man pulls out and sprays cologne on his penis. He then proceeds to light it and then quickly extinguishes it inside the woman. Feel free to yell "Flambe!" after it's out.
Yo, I lit my junk and then stuck it in her last night.
- Whoah! That's so awesome, yet dangerous.
Yep, I think it's called a flambe.
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Flambe'

Flaming bitch; one who is miserable, unhappy and makes sure everyone else knows about it; bitchiness in it's extreme form
Did the Flambe' at the counter give you a hard time?
by Paula July 21, 2004
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Chode Flambe

When igniting anal gasses the flame attaches itself to the chode butter causing a near case of spontaneous human combustion
Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame
by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010
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pube flambe

A pube flambe is the outcome of a lit fart gone horribly wrong. This is more likely for those who have more ass hair. When a pube flambe occurs, the ass hair catches on fire and eventually spreads up the gooch to the chode. This is incredibly painful. Pube flambes are popular among people dumb enough to pull down their pants, then light one.
Joey was related to the Geico caveman, and decided to light one with his pants pulled down. Now he in the hospital with third degree burns. Why, you ask? It was the dreaded pube flambe...

Don't light farts with your pants pulled down, or this will eventually happen to you.
by whos ur daddyo April 22, 2010
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porcelain flambe

When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.
Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!
by Little g money October 20, 2021
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