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Flaberganus 

the flap of skin between your balls and your anus: also know as taint or the DMZ.
We have been riding bikes all day, my flaberganus is real sore.
Flaberganus by Den Bover February 4, 2010

Flabbergasted 

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!
I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

flabbergaggled 

The act of giving a fellatio laying on a bed/ couch while on your back. Your head is off the side and the male stands over you while his penis is fully inserted down your throat, touching your gag reflex while his testicles are draped and covering your nose and eyes.
Dude, you should have been there last night, I flabbergaggled her till she almost passed out.
flabbergaggled by eodude February 11, 2014

Flabbergassy 

When pussy lips clap together creating Suction aka queffing
After intercourse sally stood up and she got flabbergassy, I must have been very good in bed

Flabbergoif 

the distance betwenn two unshaven ball hairs, on an otherwise smooth ballsack. using the Flabbergoifian formula: A^2 + ballsack = C^2
You left a .2589723456728343493 cm flabbergoif after you shaved my ballsack!
Flabbergoif by Kevin Conor March 18, 2008

Flabbergas 

The flatulence produced when one is surprised.
Johnny's flabbergas was instantly heard when he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.
Flabbergas by TheAnswerer April 21, 2015
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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