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Flailin Jennings 

The chief of the torch clan.
Hi, I'm flailin Jennings, let's roast a bulb.

Failin' Palin

Ex-governor of Alaska and ex-vice presidential canidate who refuses to just fade away quitely- what with her book tours, TV deals, and that stupid "tea party". Continues to voice her opinion on everything as if her opinion really matters anymore.
Why won't Failin' Palin just shut up and go away already! She didn't win the vice presidency (thank goodness) and she's not even a governor anymore.
Failin' Palin by mdmsnw76 March 28, 2010

failing up 

(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.
Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.
failing up by Nestor W. March 5, 2008

Flailing Susan 

An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
Flailing Susan by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009

Flatliner President 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS as he nears the end of his one and only term.
Thanks in great part to his mismanagement of the pandemic, the Grabber in Chief will from now on be known as the Flatliner President.

flatline 

1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.

2. (v) To experience a flatline.
1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?

2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"
flatline by willmst July 27, 2014