Flabja

Man or woman with a long shlong

Oh u have a big flabja

by Chacharealsmo0th March 29, 2021

flip like a flapjack

to change your ideas, views, attitude, to the limit, on a permanent basis.

Most politicians just flip like a flapjack, you never know who they'll be siding with tomorrow.

by cristina lagarde August 30, 2008

happy flapjack

A sexual act in which the male pours syrup on the girls breasts and vagina. He then ejaculates into the syrup and pours oats onto the woman. She then begins to eat the mixture.

Wanna go baking? We can have a couple of happy flapjacks?

by Singing Richard November 4, 2014

flabnasty

1. Exclamation used to indicate disgust in one's excessively lazy lifestyle.

2. Adjective used to describe a person who is habitually excessive, particularly in relation to food and drink, but also in relation to drugs, lethargy, and general sloth.

"Don't get to close to Vincent's flabnasty mom. She'll chew your arm off! Flabnasty!"

by King Byron August 21, 2008

Flapjack booty

A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn't affect the other races as well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.

"Lo, look at that face! Alas, it seems he suffers from Flapjack booty! He does not appear to be a suitable mate. How unfortunate."

by jkejke February 9, 2014

Flapjack Titties

When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.

Damn you see that nasty bitch over there with them flapjack titties? GROSS!!!

by _viper_ May 13, 2014

flajaundice

Used to refer to an unknown disease, most commonly a disease of the sexually transmitted variety.

Carmine: Did you see that chick Sylvester took home last night?
Dude: Yeah she was sketchy, he probably caught the flajaundice.
Carmine: He should get that checked.


Ricky: Does this look like syphilis to you?
Steve: I don't know but it's flajaundice for sure.
Ricky: I should get that checked.

by larrysellers October 16, 2008