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Flabber Jabber

When you've been so exasperated you don't even know what to say about someone anymore, so you pull out the most immature and stupid thing you can in the moment. Mainly used in moments like if someone just stuck the landing from the roof of a three story building to the ground without breaking a bone, or if they're just so good at something you literally can't criticize them for it at all.
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! *mumbles* Flabber jabber... Christ..."
Flabber Jabber by YoyleKing November 26, 2025
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flibber jibber 

A dumb person, or someone that just did something dumb, made a dumb comment or had a dumb idea.
Did you see what he did? What a flibber jibber.

That's a ridiculous idea, flibber jibber.
flibber jibber by Kaos Made August 13, 2020

FLUBBER JUBBER NUBBER DUBBER 

"THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS, EVERY THING ELSE IS FLUBBER JUBBER NUBBER DUBBER".

Flabbergabberhooberstabber 

A fat dude that goes around killing people because he doesn't get the type of food he wants. He will come and kill you if you get too close to him. Stay out of reach. He runs very very slow.
Damn, is that the Flabbergabberhooberstabber? Lol he is so fat can't even move shit.

frabberjabber 

meaningless prattle that people often go on with, unconnected with anything anyone actually cares about but that fills up dead air space in a conversation
Cut the frabberjabber you noog!
frabberjabber by wonko December 24, 2003

flabberjabber

A person who enjoys poking, (jabbing) fat people and watching the flab ripple around their finger.
oh don't trust him he's such a flabberjabber
flabberjabber by Holly Caroline September 7, 2013

flabbergabber 

dirk: wow what’s that flying in the sky?
erik: it’s a flabbergabber!
flabbergabber by fabberer gabberer February 19, 2020