by Ben_and_the_hedgehog June 1, 2018
Get the Five'o's mug.There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.
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The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.
by dogstar May 5, 2009
Get the Five O's of Driving mug.Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"
by pynchonian October 30, 2014
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by TangClock April 16, 2009
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by onizzle April 23, 2008
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