There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.
-Old -Ovaries
-Oriental
-Out of town
-On the phone
The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.
Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"
Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.
John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clockshadow.
Soon after shaving ur pubes they grow back and loks much like five o clockshadow on ur face. Also when a terrible job is done shavong leaving some hair behind causing pain and irritation
Steve-Fuck my cock hurts from shaving
Jim-You must have five o cock shadow