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Five O's of Driving

There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.

-Old
-Ovaries
-Oriental
-Out of town
-On the phone
The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere 

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.
Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"

five o’clock shadow 

The stubble a clean shaven man gets at the end of the day, normally at five o’clock in the evening.
#1: You look tired.
#2: Nah. This is just the five o’clock shadow.
five o’clock shadow by hippy2981 November 8, 2006

Five O'Clock Shadow 

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.
John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.

five o cock shadow 

Soon after shaving ur pubes they grow back and loks much like five o clock shadow on ur face. Also when a terrible job is done shavong leaving some hair behind causing pain and irritation
Steve-Fuck my cock hurts from shaving
Jim-You must have five o cock shadow
five o cock shadow by onizzle April 23, 2008

five o'clock shadow whore 

A transsexual prostitute.
A transsexual that provides sexual acts for money.
I was almost tempted to approach this woman , until I found out that he was a "five o'clock shadow whore".