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Fishing Lines 

Text messages sent out to random sluts in your sluttation in hopes that at least one will get back to you so you can get laid. Fishing lines can be sent out at the beginning of the night or drunken at 3 am.
J: Yo what are we gonna do tonight?
F: Well I'm throwin out some fishing lines right now. Hopefully one of these sluts gets back to me and we can just get drunk and slam em till 7 am.
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fishing for likes

Usually a fucking attention whore who can't live without likes on her/his photos, generually she/he pleases people to like it.
Fishing for likes:

-like my profile picture plz I'll like yours back xxxxx

-No.
fishing for likes by WelFakU2 October 16, 2013

fishing for likes

To fish for likes, you must be an untalented, worthless piece of shit. After you've confirmed that you are all of those things, you must steal other people's content (Videos, memes, prank ideas) and post it as your own without giving credit to the creators of the content. You'll be nicknamed 'cunt', but who the fuck gives a shit? You now have stacks of money and over 1,000,000 haters!
Some guy named S̶o̶F̶l̶o̶A̶n̶t̶o̶n̶i̶o̶ posted my video and didn't give me credit! He's going fishing for likes!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?'
"I'm going fishing."
"WITH WHAT?"
"With other people's content"
"SO YOU'RE GOING FISHING FOR LIKES?"
"I'M AN UNTALENTED PIECE OF SHIT, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?"
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