Fishing Lines

Text messages sent out to random sluts in your sluttation in hopes that at least one will get back to you so you can get laid. Fishing lines can be sent out at the beginning of the night or drunken at 3 am.

J: Yo what are we gonna do tonight?
F: Well I'm throwin out some fishing lines right now. Hopefully one of these sluts gets back to me and we can just get drunk and slam em till 7 am.

Fishing Lines by JoeDefinesThings June 14, 2011

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fishing for likes

Usually a fucking attention whore who can't live without likes on her/his photos, generually she/he pleases people to like it.

Fishing for likes:

-like my profile picture plz I'll like yours back xxxxx

-No.

fishing for likes by WelFakU2 October 16, 2013

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fishing for likes

To fish for likes, you must be an untalented, worthless piece of shit. After you've confirmed that you are all of those things, you must steal other people's content (Videos, memes, prank ideas) and post it as your own without giving credit to the creators of the content. You'll be nicknamed 'cunt', but who the fuck gives a shit? You now have stacks of money and over 1,000,000 haters!

Some guy named S̶o̶F̶l̶o̶A̶n̶t̶o̶n̶i̶o̶ posted my video and didn't give me credit! He's going fishing for likes!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?'
"I'm going fishing."
"WITH WHAT?"
"With other people's content"
"SO YOU'RE GOING FISHING FOR LIKES?"
"I'M AN UNTALENTED PIECE OF SHIT, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?"

fishing for likes by Thatoneguyfromthat-oneplace April 9, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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