Fish Wank
The act of one placing their hand into slimy, old fish tank water and proceeding to masturbate with the lubed up, fish tank hand.
Fish Wank by source_421 February 22, 2010
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Fish-Tank Wank
When a man gets sexually aroused and 'horny' so he masturbates and when he cums he lets his seaman fly into the fish tank, killing the fish, but resolving his sexual fustration.
I had a wank last night and didn't want a huge mess all over the carpet so I did it in the fish tank!
Shit, i appear to have killed my fish.
Fish-Tank Wank's are the best!
Shit, i appear to have killed my fish.
Fish-Tank Wank's are the best!
Fish-Tank Wank by Helen Back April 22, 2007
Related Words
Fish Wanker • fishwank • Fish-Tank Wank • wank fish • Mexican Wanking Fish • fish • fish-hook • fish taco • fish heads • fish lips
wank fish
wank fish by bob the pimp ass hoe bitch skank tramp March 19, 2004
Fish Wanker
1. One who wanks fish.
2. A stupid or foolish person.
Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.
2. A stupid or foolish person.
Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.
Fish Wanker by Carl April 8, 2005
Mexican Wanking Fish
1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.
2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.
3. A penis.
2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.
3. A penis.
1.
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...
2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!
3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...
2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!
3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!
Mexican Wanking Fish by Thora "Trif" Rogers October 9, 2006
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