Definitions by gammell

lucas 

A boy who was once the height of a small bin has now grown into a deviously handsome young Jung-Kook. Lucas is known for his body shape; you can play his ribs like a glockenspiel.

Lucas would of been great in Squid Game

lucas by gammell December 4, 2021

toppy 

There was this one time a girl walked him to sport. We’ve never heard the end of it…

'Who smells better, Anto or Toppy?'
'Hmm Toppy for sure'

toppy by gammell December 4, 2021

dex 

This 5’4 hunk of a man has recently got himself a bird, and is loving it?

Dex is B-tech Milo

dex by gammell December 4, 2021

Anto 

Having been thought of as the goody-good of the year, it has now been confirmed that Anto, despite being Matey’s favourite, gets up to plenty unmentionable things within the house.

'How Did Mr Liston not see Anto??'

Anto by gammell December 4, 2021

Kit 

Kit, like the origins of his name (the common English word ‘kitten’) is painfully small and always lands on all fours despite Dexter’s many attempts to prove this wrong.

Kit can fit in my wardrobe standing up straight on his tiptoes.

Kit by gammell December 4, 2021

clement 

somehow overweight and lanky simultaneously, this oafish giant ambles around the house aimlessly, desperately searching for a friend who is bored enough to have a game of chess with him.

'Can you smell faeces?
'Yeh, Clement just walked past'

clement by gammell December 4, 2021

kedar 

This tiny little man is surprisingly dense, and has done a fantastic job of living up to the standards of Lucas (the ex-alpha Asian of Bramston 4th form).

'Do you have any spare masks?

'No, but Kedar does'

kedar by gammell December 4, 2021