dex

This 5’4 hunk of a man has recently got himself a bird, and is loving it?

Dex is B-tech Milo

by gammell December 04, 2021

Kit

Kit, like the origins of his name (the common English word ‘kitten’) is painfully small and always lands on all fours despite Dexter’s many attempts to prove this wrong.

Kit can fit in my wardrobe standing up straight on his tiptoes.

by gammell December 04, 2021

Edward

Although his political and social opinions are rather questionable, this puny little turd never fails to get a laugh out of his peers (and piss off Matey!).

No Edward, I do not care about Biden

by gammell December 04, 2021

firstie

a word to describe someone of extreme annoyance and stupidity

wow, you're such a firstie

by gammell October 07, 2019

linguascope

some dumb-ass website that they make us use in irrelevant french lessons

fonty made us use linguascope

by gammell January 31, 2020

clement

somehow overweight and lanky simultaneously, this oafish giant ambles around the house aimlessly, desperately searching for a friend who is bored enough to have a game of chess with him.

'Can you smell faeces?
'Yeh, Clement just walked past'

by gammell December 04, 2021

lucas

A boy who was once the height of a small bin has now grown into a deviously handsome young Jung-Kook. Lucas is known for his body shape; you can play his ribs like a glockenspiel.

Lucas would of been great in Squid Game

by gammell December 04, 2021