gammell's definitions

dex

This 5’4 hunk of a man has recently got himself a bird, and is loving it?

Dex is B-tech Milo

by gammell December 4, 2021

lucas

A boy who was once the height of a small bin has now grown into a deviously handsome young Jung-Kook. Lucas is known for his body shape; you can play his ribs like a glockenspiel.

Lucas would of been great in Squid Game

by gammell December 4, 2021

Anto

Having been thought of as the goody-good of the year, it has now been confirmed that Anto, despite being Matey’s favourite, gets up to plenty unmentionable things within the house.

'How Did Mr Liston not see Anto??'

by gammell December 4, 2021

Edward

Although his political and social opinions are rather questionable, this puny little turd never fails to get a laugh out of his peers (and piss off Matey!).

No Edward, I do not care about Biden

by gammell December 4, 2021

firstie

a word to describe someone of extreme annoyance and stupidity

wow, you're such a firstie

by gammell October 7, 2019

quentin

known as ‘mole’, Quentin spends most of his time trying to get over the 4 girls who previously dumped him. He is currently in a ‘working’ relationship. Or so we think…

quentin has no game with women

by gammell December 4, 2021

clement

somehow overweight and lanky simultaneously, this oafish giant ambles around the house aimlessly, desperately searching for a friend who is bored enough to have a game of chess with him.

'Can you smell faeces?
'Yeh, Clement just walked past'

by gammell December 4, 2021