gammell's definitions

firstie

a word to describe someone of extreme annoyance and stupidity

wow, you're such a firstie

by gammell October 7, 2019

linguascope

some dumb-ass website that they make us use in irrelevant french lessons

fonty made us use linguascope

by gammell January 31, 2020

quentin

known as ‘mole’, Quentin spends most of his time trying to get over the 4 girls who previously dumped him. He is currently in a ‘working’ relationship. Or so we think…

quentin has no game with women

by gammell December 4, 2021

Edward

Although his political and social opinions are rather questionable, this puny little turd never fails to get a laugh out of his peers (and piss off Matey!).

No Edward, I do not care about Biden

by gammell December 4, 2021

kedar

This tiny little man is surprisingly dense, and has done a fantastic job of living up to the standards of Lucas (the ex-alpha Asian of Bramston 4th form).

'Do you have any spare masks?

'No, but Kedar does'

by gammell December 4, 2021

clement

somehow overweight and lanky simultaneously, this oafish giant ambles around the house aimlessly, desperately searching for a friend who is bored enough to have a game of chess with him.

'Can you smell faeces?
'Yeh, Clement just walked past'

by gammell December 4, 2021

Kit

Kit, like the origins of his name (the common English word ‘kitten’) is painfully small and always lands on all fours despite Dexter’s many attempts to prove this wrong.

Kit can fit in my wardrobe standing up straight on his tiptoes.

by gammell December 4, 2021