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Derogatory term referring to the morons who trip over themselves whilst engaging in the annoying practice of firsting in the comment section of freshly posted blog articles.
Comment #1: “FIRST !”
Comment #2 (less than one second later): “Frist!”
Comment #3 (also less than one second later): “First!!!!”
Comment #4 (also less than one second later): “FIRST!!!!!!!11!!!1!”
Comment #5 (a few seconds later): “Damn, I was soooo close!”
Comment #6 (a few seconds later): “Sorry man, maybe next time.”
Comment #7 (twenty minutes later): LMAO at all the firsties! Bwahahaha, fucking morons.
Comment #2 (less than one second later): “Frist!”
Comment #3 (also less than one second later): “First!!!!”
Comment #4 (also less than one second later): “FIRST!!!!!!!11!!!1!”
Comment #5 (a few seconds later): “Damn, I was soooo close!”
Comment #6 (a few seconds later): “Sorry man, maybe next time.”
Comment #7 (twenty minutes later): LMAO at all the firsties! Bwahahaha, fucking morons.
by badmofoco November 17, 2011
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