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Walnutport Diamond Fire Co.

A group of schizofrenic pedophile fire fighters who wrap the town up in small community activities until the citizens come in different numbers where small groups are studied and then cornered for the firefighters to molest and terrorise. For every new child corrupted a new childs toy or clothing item from a baby is left out in the street for passerbys on the road to w t f at and feel uncomfortable. Over the years there have been nickeloidean toys, car bears, childrens clothing placed strategically on the road in a very delicate fashion. There are gory rumors that the judges even play along in this fantasy turned reality of disturbing whole peaceful communities and going to further disturb the towns people.
Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has not had any arrests on their molesters unlike the several up in the next town with similar mailing address zip.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has a bunch of goofy looking guys. I wonder why childrens clothing and dead animal body parts are thrown all over the street again.
by Ok ew October 31, 2025
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