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Firebook  

The addicting website that stomped Myspace into its final grave, called Facebook. The site that our world revolves around today. Also commonly referred to as Crackbook due to its overall addictive power.
Dude can I use your computer when your done?

Hold on I am checkin my Firebook... what do you need it for?

Man you know I've gota check up on my Firebook too... I might have a new comment from a chick thats straight FIRE!


Firebook by DurtySouthernPride January 27, 2009
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firmbook postage 

USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.

No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?
Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook

Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87
firmbook postage by Chris Willis September 15, 2006
Related Words
a cooler way to say "facebook"

pronounced: fa-is-book
I went on ficebook today and wrote on my friend's wall
ficebook by Rokoo January 27, 2009
When the head is so fire you ook in her throat and it come out her nose.
Dude I head mopped savage an firesook like a runny nose.
Firesook by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026