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fapportunity 

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.
Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
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someone that spends too much time hassling women on the inturdnet..
fappOr by fugginbiatch November 8, 2003

Fapportunity 

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap
My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity
Fapportunity by JerkCough February 7, 2012
someone with a vastly unbalanced left to right arm muscle ratio.
He's a grade-A fappOr.
fappOr by Quietus November 2, 2003

Fappories 

A memory which is so arousing you fap.
Guy; I have the best memories with her..
Guy2; You mean fappories!
Fappories by Maiviana September 25, 2016

fopportunity 

A make believe opportunity (FAKE opportunity) that people pretend is real. E.g.: Your boss has you enter, into the company's sales pipeline , an opportunity to close an enormous sale as though it were a real opportunity with potential revenue, but there is no chance of closing that sale. E.g.: Someone banters on about a job opportunity as though they were going to land the job when in reality they are grossly unqualified and have no chance of gaining the job.
Sales admin keeps requesting updates on that pipeline Fopportunity !

If George doesn't shut up bantering about that job Fopportunity I am going to puke.
fopportunity by AWarrenP. June 11, 2018