When someone's nose is so big that it looks like a tip of a nipple, or when someone puts their nose in your ass. that is also referred to as inside out nipple.
Stacy: look at that dude he is such a fipple nace.
Andrew: he looks like he would give his friend a fipple nace LOL
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.