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Finger Sandwich 

The act of two males grinding on a female, while the male on the frontside fingers the female. The behind male may do the same, creating a sandwich.
The two guys were sandwiching the girl on the dance floor, both fingering her, creating a finger sandwich.
Finger Sandwich by 825 Woodland October 20, 2011

Finger sandwich 

The process of performing cunnilingus while lovingly providing digital stimulation to your girlfriend.
Norah: I have the naughtiest craving right now...
Kimber: what, like a finger sandwich perhaps?

Norah: yes, that's EXACTLY what we want! Spread 'em woman, so I can have a taste!
Finger sandwich by Lanky Cougar August 30, 2016

two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.
Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.
two-finger sandwich by splucygoosey November 24, 2011

Six-finger sandwich

Ambiguous sexual euphemism, conjuring up images of fingers, knobs, wanking and gobbling.
That girl was begging for it, so I gave her a six-finger sandwich.

two- finger sandwich 

when you are at a lunch table at school or another public place and there are other people around and you finger a girl underneath the table.
dude, at lunch today i two- finger sandwiched this girl
two- finger sandwich by jcs2386 June 11, 2010

Fish Finger Sandwich

One who inserts their fingers into an unwashed vagina (human or animal) and then proceeds to use butter instead of lubricant.
Harvey: I really fancy a fish finger sandwich.
Felix: Okay, just be quick about it.
Harvey: Okay i'll fetch the butter while you spread your legs.
Felix: I'll think you'll find that a pussy cannot spread their legs.
Harvey: Ahhh ease up.
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