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Serge's Finger Sniff Test (SFST) 

Craftily inserting a finger into a lady's vagina and sniffing it to see if the odour is acceptable for further exploration
I did the Serge's Finger Sniff Test (SFST) on her and it was ok so I went for it

4 finger's up

u like the girl that u shoot photo with
4 finger's up mean u like the girl that u shoot photo with
4 finger's up by Crimin@l July 29, 2022

AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING! 

The act of yell at somebody because you saw someone lost his finger in the bathroom
She was so scared that she AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING! ed me

No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that.

You are the idiots who let the fucking kids get murder and not only did the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance NOT protect your kids but it actively got kids killed and I told you not to do that. So YOU fucking prove it because it is YOUR job and not MY job. You're the one who fucked up here. You are the one who needs to make it right and blaming me for you not taking instructions or even doing your due diligence it when YOU are the one who need to take the blame. YOU take the blame and YOU prove it and then YOU pay me for what YOU took because the benefits THEY gain from MY work did not come from YOU before YOU did nothing.
Hym "No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that. I'm already lifting more fingers than anybody in the history of humanity I don't think I should have to lift more fingers. I think the INVESTIGATION PLACE- THE PLACE WHOSE ENTIRE EXISTENCE REVOLVES AROUND INVESTIGATE and can DO THAT FOR ME in exchange for the TAX DOLLARS you have ALREADY TAKEN... AND HAVE... IN YOUR POCKETS... And then YOU do... That. You prove that. I did my due diligence. I lived in it for 10 years and then proven that I can tell the difference between THAT and my own mind. I know for a fact it is proveable and I told YOU exactly how YOU could prove it and instead of proving it you did this. I'm not doing shit other than child murder about it bitch. Do you want more of that or less of that? Because YOUR BEHAVIOR would indicate you want to of it."

The Devil's Finger 

The act of creating cuts on a chili pepper to then insert it into either the vagina or butt hole (or both) to create an extremely painful sensation. Only the bravest would dare to try this.
Guy 1: Hey man, why did your ex break up with you?
Guy 2: She said she wanted to spice it up in the bedroom, So I gave her The Devil's Finger.
Guy 1: Ha, Be careful what you wish for!
Guy 2: Yeah, But I don't think she wished for a Ghost Pepper.
The Devil's Finger by foxy555 July 21, 2019

Flinter's Finger 

The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.
"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."

Flinter's Finger by goldsac October 20, 2008