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Finding R2's hidden message 

Taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding crap so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like Luke Skywalker seeing Princess Leia for the first time in her holographic message to Obi-Wan...
Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"

Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."

"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*

Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress

Cat in the Hat method of finding things 

Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not
I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things