Financial Girth 

The measure of one’s financial success based on the circumference of their assets (in centimeters).

“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”

“You have no financial girth.”

Financial Girth by jmcun May 4, 2022

Financial Girth 

One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.

Bro has so much financial girth, I heard he has 7 uncles!

Financial Girth by FavoringBoot September 27, 2023