Fin'ucks
Typing with your thumbs with a head/neck ache, while trying not to smoke a cigarette with nothing to do to keep your mind off anything; with the exception of texting one of the most beautiful ladies to ever live, who makes you feel privileged and lucky for the first time in your life just to be graced by her conversation Fin'ucks because you just want more and texting is a horrible mode of conversation, but you'll take what you can get.
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