Fighter Pilot

1. Pilot of a high performance fighter aircraft

2. Commonly annoying, boastful, loud, and extremely effective at their job

3. Have the best job in history

Civilian: You kill babies you fucker!

Zipper Suited Sun God aka Fighter Pilot: You say something you worthless toothpick?
*rolls in with 20mm canon and turns the worthless civilian into a cloud of pink mist, then drops a couple of 2000 pound bombs on them for good measure.

by A i337 guy March 18, 2012

fighter pilot

A military pilot who flies fighter aircraft.

Can be: a wild individual who isn't afraid to take risks and usually can put away a wide variety of potables.

A fun guy to have at a party.

Some of the best fighter pilots around are Marine fighter pilots.

by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004

fighter pilot

the sexual act of when a girl spreads her legs really wide while on her back (usually on a bed), the guy then jumps up and down in between her legs and when he finally gets enough height, he belly flops onto the chick hopefully landing his cock perfectly into the vagaegae.

Just like when a fighter pilot bombs Japan. :)

by Logie Wogie & M Shon March 27, 2011

fighter pilot

meaning to poop...sitting on the toilet and pretending to be a fighter pilot, dropping bombs into the ocean

are you ready to go?

yea just a sec, ive gotta go fighter pilot...

by asian_rep July 5, 2005

fighter pilot

one who, having consumed a considerable number of 'mick mills'(pills) and can be seen to be pulling 10 G's in a comical caricature of a fighter pilot.

i walked in the club and it was jammed with fighter pilots off their cakes.

by Simon September 17, 2003

Fighter pilot

Car with a manual or "standard" transmission. The opposite of "slush box" or automatic transmission.

That little bitch won't answer phone calls and only texts, can't drive fighter pilot only rides slush box.

by Smokycrackpipe February 6, 2022

Fighter Pilot

One person shits in the tank of a toilet, while at the same time the other person shits in the bowl of the same toilet. Thus pretending to be fighter pilots.

There was only one toilet, so me and my bro had to shit fighter pilot style.

by Three river(s) January 15, 2026