Figery

Theft, Stealing, especially by a stinky and sneaky individual

Ima engage in some figery.
That guy is figging.
Je hate gaming Tim cuz he figgs all the time!

by Cooter the Scooter May 9, 2021

Fiery but mostly peaceful

During the start of the Portland BLM riots in 2019 burning and looting run rampant. Biased news media CNN reported, quote “Fiery but mostly peaceful protests” despite the fact in the live report there was a burning in the background.

This quote now used in scenarios when pointing out hypocritical facts when the subject seems to be oblivious to.

The committee conducted a fiery but mostly peaceful conversation, surly they were considering the pleas of us the working class.

by Featherless_Bipod April 15, 2021

Fingery Bum Wank

When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.

1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".

2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"

by The F P February 22, 2011

fiery ballsack

Deep within the halls of the scary night castle the young peasant gets castrated as he was forsaken to put aftershave on his nuts. Making him get a "fiery ball sack"

I was unhappy and tired of being a boy so I sacrificed my life and went thru the process of Fiery Ballsack.

by !TheIronClaw! March 19, 2017

Figer

Noun: A combination of a fig and tiger

Alternate definition: A vegan who acts like a predator

Ugh, this girl is such a figer.

by SchingDingwing September 19, 2021

fiery biscuits

Breasts; as described in the episode of The Mighty Boosh entitled "The Priest and the Beast".

Put away those fiery biscuits.

by moogyboobles October 16, 2005

fiery poops

1. The kind of poops that are caused after eating a spicy meal, thus causing a catastrophic sensation of a blazing Armageddon seeping from your anus.

2. Multiple problematic bowl movements caused by devouring to much bad Mexican food. Resulting in a zesty butthole.

3. The act of shitting infinite amounts of smoldering ass nuggets .

"damn, bro that taco bell is giving me some serious fiery poops"

by Mackerel shitstorm February 9, 2014