The definitive unit of measurement. You can always rely on the length of a football field
Newsreporter: the new street will be 2 kilometers long Boomer: can you use a measurement people will understand
Newsreporter: Sorry it is 4.5 football fields long
The fields in Failsworth, Manchester, down the street from Cheshire Commons, where something totally fucked up (like getting fucked in the ass hole) is guaranteed to happen, especially if you go there at night.
Bloke #1 - "Hey, r u's cumin to Bum Rape Fields to nyt!"
Bloke #2 - "Fuck no! I don't want to get buggered up the ass hole"
Bloke #1 - "Bloody well right, then!"
The bassist for the nu-metal band Korn. His birth name is Reginald Arvizu. He plays an Ibanez 5-string bass, and uses the styles of slapping, double slapping, and double popping.