Fidel, fiDel, fideL 

Fidel, fiDel, fideL

Fidel, fiDel, fideL

Fidel, fiDel, fideL by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

dirty fidel 

Variation of the "dirty sanchez;" immediately after fisting one's partner, the fister takes his or her hand and wipes in across the lower half of the fistee's face, resulting in a thin shit-based beard that causes the the recipient's face to resemble that of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.

Note: More fecal matter is required for this particular act than for the closely related "dirty sanchez;" it is thusly recommended that the recipient preferably have a sizable crap on deck; or more conveniently, perform this act immediately following a cleveland steamer, or any other act that requires excrement to be evacuated from the body.

One time I gave this slut a dirty fidel . . . it made me want a cigar and a plane ticket to Havana.

dirty fidel by senorguitarra September 5, 2008

Fidel Alcohol Syndrome 

When you consume mass libations and begin acting like a vicious dictator, ordering people around and treating others like your subordinates.

Castro wakes up and sees that Carlos has a black eye.
"What happened to you cuz?"- Castro
"You got completely hammered and developed Fidel Alcohol Syndrome. After you tried to start a fight with the bouncer for not letting you in, I told you to calm down, then you punched me in the face!"-Carlos
"Sorry cuz, I totally blacked out!"-Castro

Fidel Alcohol Syndrome by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich 

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.

1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."

fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich by smitty984 March 19, 2007

Fidel 

Very cool guy who gets all the girls. And usually has 4 best friends

Hey Fidel is really cool and good looking

Fidel by Catdog December 19, 2016

Fidel 

To be semper fidelis. Describes one who is perfectly faithful, loyal, and true. Denotes one who renders righteousness with perfect fidelity. Term borne of the information war.

David is the Truest Gentleman I know; he's fidel af!

Fidel by Medicine Owl June 12, 2021

Fidel 

adj.
The adjective form of fidelity; being loyal, faithful, and persistent to a task, show, or relationship.

Mark is a really fidel person. He hasn't look at that girl all day.

Sarah is a very loyal person. She is also looking for another fidel person to stay with her.

Fidel by whatsuppers April 12, 2015