fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

fiddlefuck

to waste time or to use time unwisely

I'm just fiddlefucking around

by D-Money November 28, 2004

fiddlefuck

Sitting around doing nothing.

"Stop Fiddlefucking, you are going to make us late!"

by ppssssffffttt September 22, 2009

Fiddlefuck

a. To mess ("up", or "around")

b. Foreplay

c. Variant of "fiddlestick", which is a substitute of the word "fuck" - used as an exclamation

You make your own damn example, I have no time to fiddlefuck...

except with my boyfriend >:3

by Will Shakes March 21, 2009

fiddlefuck

A rapid succession of miscommunications between any number of people occupying the same physical space.

All right, this is a fiddlefuck of a conversation.

by kyleglenn October 14, 2011

Fiddlefuck

v. To repeatedly attempt to use a damaged or malfunctioning device or machine, hoping it will eventually work as intended. This is common when the owner or caretaker of the device or machine is too lazy, proud, stubborn, stupid or cheap to repair or replace or have repaired or replaced the item.
Language: Bumpkin, Hillbilly, Redneck

Sir, the safety harness on the tilt-a-whirl won't engage!
Ma'am, it'll work, just gotta fiddlefuck wit it. Yer kids'll be fine. Now show me them taddys.

by Miss Management September 15, 2022

Fiddlefuck assin

Wasting precious time for no reason.

Quit fiddlefuck assin around and let's do a show!

by Maddogg radio March 29, 2022