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fiddlefuck 

to waste time or to use time unwisely
fiddlefuck by D-Money November 28, 2004

fiddlefuck 

"Stop Fiddlefucking, you are going to make us late!"
fiddlefuck by ppssssffffttt September 22, 2009

Fiddlefuck 

a. To mess ("up", or "around")

b. Foreplay

c. Variant of "fiddlestick", which is a substitute of the word "fuck" - used as an exclamation
You make your own damn example, I have no time to fiddlefuck...

except with my boyfriend >:3
Fiddlefuck by Will Shakes March 21, 2009

fiddlefuck 

A rapid succession of miscommunications between any number of people occupying the same physical space.
All right, this is a fiddlefuck of a conversation.
fiddlefuck by kyleglenn October 14, 2011

Fiddlefuck 

v. To repeatedly attempt to use a damaged or malfunctioning device or machine, hoping it will eventually work as intended. This is common when the owner or caretaker of the device or machine is too lazy, proud, stubborn, stupid or cheap to repair or replace or have repaired or replaced the item.
Language: Bumpkin, Hillbilly, Redneck
Sir, the safety harness on the tilt-a-whirl won't engage!
Ma'am, it'll work, just gotta fiddlefuck wit it. Yer kids'll be fine. Now show me them taddys.
Fiddlefuck by Miss Management September 15, 2022

Fiddlefuck assin

Wasting precious time for no reason.
Quit fiddlefuck assin around and let's do a show!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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