Fezzle 

Someone who takes advantage of adverse weather conditions to get late night sex

It's snowing outside? This fezzle is gonna get some

Fezzle by JO'G December 25, 2010

fezzle 

burnt
see fezzlenut

OMG! you fezzeled my eggs!

fezzle by russ May 18, 2004

Fezzle 

To tickle ones anus with a feather.

I want to fezzle you baby.

Fezzle by Alimardo November 11, 2011

fezzle 

to use words you know the person you're speaking with won't understand intentionally to confuse them

don't fezzle me into agreeing with me, Derek!

fezzle by panhandle325 July 31, 2023

Fezzle

A term for a Fez that repeats itself

Ez went to a fez shop and made some Fezzles.

Fezzle by Bugaboobugabear May 4, 2026

Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.

For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."

Fizzle Fucked by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017

Fezlex 

Someone who thinks he's good at Fortnite

Fezlex: "big shield"

A summoner has disconnected

Fezlex by epiiiiiiic April 14, 2019