Festival Dick

A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.

Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?

by Murica Michelle February 06, 2017

dick festival

a festival in japan that i look forwards to a lot

“dude wanna go to the dick festival tomorrow?”
“of course bestie”

by suckblocksyeayea February 07, 2021