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Ferris State University 

Stop calling us a party school it's dead on the weekends unless you're in a frat (and even then only PIKE is the only one where people get wonky sloshed). At least we're not Central. We're good at any sport that has a stick in it (hockey/golf) and also football. It snows a lot but at least you know when it's coming. Great professors who know how to teach and know how to prepare you for tests. Overall it's a good university for what you're paying and it's pretty easy to get in (not as easy as GVSU, Oakland, or SVSU but north of 80 percent nonetheless). People who go to school here care a whole lot more about it than at a metropolitan area university in this state.
Person 1: Ferris State University is the worst school in Michigan!
Person 2: You just say that cuz you go to Central and you want to feel less stupid than me. GO DAWGS!

Ferris State University 

Really not much better than Grand Rapids Community College and thats not saying mcuh. Its the worst college ever in a shithole town where the most popular place has poverty night just to get people in there.

I cant wait to get out of this shithole town where FSU is.
I cant wait to get out of this shithole town where Ferris State University is.
Ferris State University by FSU09 April 17, 2009

Ferris State University 

The shit college. Only hotties like Sara and Eric can go there. FUck yah Ferris
I got fucked by a hot bitch at Ferris State University last weekend.
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