Fernando Alonso
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Fernando Alonso.
A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.
"Fernando Alonso."
Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?
Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...
Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(
Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?
Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...
Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(
Fernando Alonso. by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010
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