femory

A fake, made up, or imagined memory.

I think I remember you saying that but it might just be a femory

by Captain Pampers November 10, 2020

Out of Femory

Out of Fucking Memory.
An error u get if u made the mistake of matlab.

Shit , matlab gave me out of Femory again.
iam tired of matlab out of Femory Crap.
Man, Matlab Suck it always give me out of Femory

by Emam July 21, 2008

Femury

friendship of a demury

this mans mico is cool cause he gave me a femury

by thefilipinobread November 29, 2019

femoral artery

A huge ass artery in your leg.

Peter cut his femoral artery... he's dead now.

by millionmax May 26, 2010

Femorrhoid

When a woman's vagina is so prolapsed and her cervix has been so destroyed through penetration, one or more of her ovaries hang out.

Dave: "Man, Amy was such a whore that she had a femorrhoid!"

Pete: "Doesn't surprise me. I'm dead inside"

by man room May 14, 2009

Femorrhoid

The woman that's always on your ass, like she's attached.

Fuck.. my wife just wont get off my ass about mowing the lawn.. shes such a femorrhoid.

by MSpar September 9, 2012

Femormonist

Creature from a mythological world in which Susan B. Anthony was one of Joseph Smith's 37 wives and produced feminist Mormon offspring.

How can you vote for Romney and yet still claim to be a feminist?

Well, I was raised Mormon so I want my guy to win. I guess I'm a Femormonist.

And yet your head hasn't exploded yet...how does that work?

by Dictotater September 24, 2012