Fembiotic

An adjective: Of or relating to females, and referring to life or having to do with living organisms.

Dad: "Daughter, did you know you will contribute to our fembiotic earth and I did too with your mommy by producing you?"
Marsha / Daughter: "Wow daddy, I didn't know that! The earth is so cool! Sex is soooo cool! The fembiotic earth rules! No pants, just dance! The fembiotic system is the reason we're all here stuck on this planet earth! Sooooo cool!!!!"

Fembiotic by gatorblade March 20, 2024

Sembiotic

Involving distant interaction over a medium between 3 or more different organisms where a singular one is the sole monetary beneficiary from the others.

The relationship between my online viewership is completely sembiotic.

Sembiotic by Sembiotic November 25, 2020

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Fembiotic • fembitch • Sembiotic • Solo-femistic

Solo-femistic

The gross public discrimination of solo female diners at a restaurant. May be displayed in various ways such as seating the solo diner in an inferior location... Such as near the kitchen entry, on a bar stool at the bar for dinner, out the back in staff break-out area.

"We gave The Ivy a dining experience rating of 0 stars after they behaved in a solo-femistic manner" National Geographic Traveller

Solo-femistic by Wordisticated January 1, 2015

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fembitch

Fembitch is an insult that you use for femboys or feminine men.

Alex:Look at that fembitch

John:That's a girl you fucking idiot
Alex:oh..

fembitch by TransparentHuman June 7, 2022

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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