Female Dick

When a girl is way too independent and refuses to rely on anyone, especially a guy, she's said to have a "Female dick".

A girl who is sick but fights her sickness and refuses to even let her boyfriend try to take care of her. Fiercely independent. "Just lop off your female dick please"

Female Dick by EbbieBebbie February 5, 2012

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female dick burn

The burning feeling in the vagina after having raw sex while the man cumms inside.

Mark: dude, i just gave my girlfriend some serious female dick burn.

Brandon: Damn bro, how hard did you plow her?

Mark: real good.

female dick burn by MadameTardis May 28, 2016

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Dick loyal female

A female that will do anything to show loyalty to a man. One who will betray her own friends in order to have a better reputation in the males eyes. A snake that will bite her own sister if a dick told her to.

That dick loyal female was my best friend until she lied to me for him.

Dick loyal female by Yoooooo Dad April 7, 2022

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femalesickopatheticism

woman who indulge in sick pathetic acts and blame it on thier past

my girlfriend stabbed me in the chest with a kitchen knife and blamed it on the fact that she had a bad childhood,....that is "femalesickopatheticism"

femalesickopatheticism by tarquin winklesniffer October 2, 2006

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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