Feenstra

1) A Stupid Bitch who cheats
2) Someone who's Dad bought her fake Tits
3) A Person with "modelling aspirations" result in successful runs as a wet tshirt contest winner , or 2 seconds baring her family owned fake rack in a C List Hollywood film filmed in their backyard

"Dude did you hear, Meg finally landed a roll in that stupid movie she's been raving about."

"Are you Fuckin kidding me man! , that ho is so whack she's a dirty feenstra , shes using her dad bought fake tittes to try to get ahead, what a joke"

Feenstra by Tweedle Deedee December 17, 2009

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e-fenestration

Accidentally alt-tabbing to an equally inappropriate window when your boss/parent suddenly appears.

Man, I had like...15 windows open on my PC at work today and only one of them was the report I was meant to be working on. Clicked from Facebook straight to YouTube when my boss appeared. Just a big-arse kitten playing a piano on my screen. Complete e-fenestration.

e-fenestration by Tommy G (Syd) November 5, 2009

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fenestrate

To install Microsoft Windows on someone's computer.

They won't like it, but the IT department says we need to fenestrate the entire department, including the ones who are using Linux.

fenestrate by my name is Cos April 16, 2009

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The Fenestration Paradox

The burning need (whilst stoned) to both lie down, get up and eat something, drinking something and play more Mario. This creates the ultimate paradox in that you can never be doing what you want to, despite attempting to do what you need constantly.

"I'm stuck in the Fenestration Paradox man."

The Fenestration Paradox by Zeddecus November 23, 2005