Definitions by Oobagogo

Gandalf Mushrooms 

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.

I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms

Gandalf Mushrooms by Oobagogo November 4, 2023

Fenestrated

The art of being absolutely polluted full stop.

He was utterly fenestrated after a night out with the crew

Fenestrated by Oobagogo October 5, 2020

GWOC

A lethal alcoholic concoction made with Gin, White Wine, Orange Juice and Cider. Only the cheapest will suffice. Founded by 2 of the 7 signaturies of the GWOClimation.

I think it's time for GWOC tonight...

GWOC by Oobagogo August 27, 2020