Feelbooking

A status on Facebook expressing feels in order to get sympathy from the readers.

"God, did you see Celina's status last night?"
"No, what did it say?"
""I can't take this anymore, I hate you""
"Oh, she has started feelbooking again, I hear."

by DoctorBonkus November 28, 2012

fecesbooking

The act of using the social-networking site Facebook while in the bathroom, usually from a smartphone or other mobile device.

(on facebook chat)

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: 'sup
Guy 1: Watcha doin?
Guy 2: I'm on the crapper fecesbooking, hbu?
Guy 1: Same dude, same.

by d2acc1 February 28, 2011

Failbooking

Getting on Facebook right after one of their many irritating layout changes and not knowing how to do anything like upload photos or find your notifications.

Bobby: Have you seen the new Facebook layout?

Jeffrey: Dude yes. I was sitting there Failbooking for like 5 hours yesterday trying to figure out how to upload a photo!

by happyho April 8, 2010

failbooking.com

A really hilarious website where you can view screenshots (some seem genuine, some are likely spoofs) of ridiculously stupid facebook status updates, comments, pictures, and newsfeeds.

Did you see Dave's status? What a moron!

Yeah, we should send that to failbooking.com.

by MissyQBee February 8, 2010

fecebooking

Facebooking while taking a poo. Can be from a computer, iPod, phone.

**Facebook Chat**

Dave: Whats up
Mike: Nmu
Dave: Just taking a deuce and facebooking
Mike: Oh you mean fecebooking?
Dave: Yeah

by gin078 September 2, 2009

Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010