Feeding the Geese

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat

Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese

by Barry Skanesworth July 28, 2008

Feeding the geese

Another term for masturbating

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

Feeding the Geese

see jackin' the beanstalk

Whenever Dan's door is closed, we all leave him alone cuz he's feeding the geese.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Feeding the geese

When you stoke your shaft sentually or another words jacking off or beating your dick rubbing your penis tell it go boom

I accidentally walked in on my son and he was feeding the geese

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

Feeding the geese

Masturbation

Johnny was caught feeding the geese.
I feed the geese every night.

by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

Feeding the Geese

An excuse for jackin' the beanstalk (see wank) when ones back is turned towards another person.

Jake: Kevin, what are you doing by the computer? What's your arm moving like that for?

Kevin: Oh... um... uhh... I'm just feeding the geese.

Jake: I didn't know geese eat that.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Feeding the Geese

When you rub your thumb, index, and middle finger together infront of your cock to make it look like your master-baiting

Look at James over there Feeding The Geese, what a guy

by Linden&James December 10, 2024