Feed the Ducks

Jacking it.

Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.

"Your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so I had to go home and feed the ducks."

by Wesnile In Bulk January 10, 2012

Feed the Ducks

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship

Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?

by barffbag June 14, 2018

Feed the Ducks

Used on the website Stargate-Alpha.com in an attempt to get people off the computer for being obsessive about playing the games and reading everything on there about Stargate.

Feed the Ducks, because they have a life and you don't!

by ~Oma~ July 25, 2011

Feed the ducks

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.

I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.

by JoeDirt January 30, 2003

feeding the ducks

Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.

Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.

by RandomDude July 1, 2003

feed the ducks

Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.

"I had to feed the ducks all alone."

"Will you help me feed my ducks?"

"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)

"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."

"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."

by Jenlia Franceroyalty September 16, 2008

feeding the ducks

Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.

Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."

Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"

by Galuscio July 1, 2011