A gift that you only use when the person who gave it to you is around
My wife was coming to visit my office, so I quickly pulled out all my feebees... my mini-fountain, wooden heart statue, and bonzai tree... and set them on my desk.
Extreme buttherpes when the blisters or legions start to take the appearance of moldy or expired corn.
I went on tinder last night just to find out that the girl I matched with from South Dakota had a moderate to severe case of feeblecorn on her asshole, so anal was then out of the question.