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February 13th 2008 

if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over
woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes.. yes i do"
February 13th 2008 by slump6s October 7, 2021

February 13th 2008 

if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over
woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes woman... yes i do"
February 13th 2008 by slump6s October 7, 2021

February 6 2008 

Imagine not being born on February 6 2008!
February 6 2008 by SaltyCrayon June 15, 2022

February 12 2008 

If you are born on this date you are such a cutie patootie and i would do anything for ur dick in me. Jk ur actuakly an asshole
Random ass: Hey! I was born February 12 2008!!
Me: die
February 12 2008 by k4yyz.z March 13, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026