fauxpaw

A grand father not related by blood.

Fauxpaw and me hiked the Tahoe rim trial this summer.

fauxpaw by J. Walter December 30, 2019

fauxhawk

A full head of hair combed into the middle to fabricate the look of a mohawk.

Ladies want me because I got a fauxhawk.

fauxhawk by Vince Latello September 10, 2003

Fauxparazzi 

Fauxparazzi - Foh-puh-raht-see
-adjective
Staged pictures of celebrities taken to appear as if they are real paparazzi photos.
(Usually done for marketing reasons)

"Did you see those bikini photos of Kim Kardashian?"
"Yeah... total fauxparazzi"

Fauxparazzi by Scott Wojan December 9, 2008

Fauxpange

Drink that will make you go nuts, get nakey, and have the time of your life.

4 oz lemonade
2 oz rum
1 oz apple juice
1 oz sprite

girl: "I really want to get wasted tonight..."
guy: "Hm..."
girl: "I just want to go nuts, and get naked in the pool, and have the TIME OF MY LIFE"
guy: "Drink this..."
girl: "What is it?"
guy: "Fauxpange"

In conclusion, the girl went nuts, got naked, and had the time of her life. Enough Said.

Fauxpange by Yal's Tattoos November 28, 2009

fauxhawk

see also: David Beckham.

I got bored and made a shampoo fauxhawk. Then I peed in my shower.

fauxhawk by Lolacita November 27, 2003

Fauxpage 

A fake facebook page for someone real. Typically the real person will have another facebook page where their real friends are, while the fauxpage is just a public front.

Stan: Hey, you haven't updated your facebook page in a month.
Dan: Oh, that's my fauxpage. Barely update it but it works to prevent people from finding my real profile.

Stan: People like me?
Dan: Yup.

Fauxpage by Aximill April 22, 2011

fauxhawk

A variation of the "Mohawk" hair style. Hair is worm longer down the middle of the head and ussually spiked with gel. Contrary to the traditional "Mohawk" style, hair is not shaved completely on the sides of the head.

AKA: Fohawk

Barber: How would you like your hair cut?
Customer: I'd like a mohawk, but I don't think my boss would let me keep my job.
Barber: Have you given any thought to a fauxhawk?
Customer: That's a great idea, lets go for it!

fauxhawk by JitterBob February 7, 2009