Fauxiopath 

A person whom uses their self diagnosis of being a sociopath to excuse bad behavior.

Fauxiopath: "Y'know im a sociopath that's why I cheat alot and steal stuff."

Fauxiopath by Tencsha August 6, 2024

faciopath 

Those who spend hours on Facebook, and simply are obsessed with others status updates and photos. They have to either like every single status or leave a comment.
On ocassions when they're not on facebook and are with friends, they still talk about other people's facebook statuses.

She's such a faciopath I had to block her.

faciopath by DrunkGuru May 2, 2011

Fauxpathy

When a celebrity dies and people who don't really care start to pretend they do.

Person 1: When Whitney Houston died how come they said she was amazing and played all her songs but since they haven't played a single song of hers?

Person 2: They were demonstrating Fauxpathy

Fauxpathy by TommieD August 27, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008