What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.
A giant, three finger pinch of snuff usually taken by someone who comes up and asks to bum a pinch off of you. He'll come up and ask, then take half your can in a single pinch.
Koby: "Hey man, can I get a pinch of snuff from you?"
Steve: "Yeah, but don't be takin' no three finger fatty bo batty."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.