fatsicle

fatsicle(noun): pronounced fat-sick-cull, a slang term for ice cream cone or frozen yogurt cone; now used to refer to any sort of fattening dessert that doesn't necessarily take "cone form". Guilty parties include Sonic Blasts and Dairy Queen Blizzards.

Nick: Where'd you go man?
Mike: I ran out to Dairy Queen, I had to grab a late-night fatsicle.


Professor: A fatsicle is like a popsicle, except you know...made out of fat.


Mother: I picked up a couple fatsicles for the boys.


Observer: I just drove by Dairy Queen and there's about 50 people outside sucking on fatsicles.

fatsicle by nkooky5 March 17, 2009

Fatsicle

(n.) a word used to describe a glutton, a fat person eating, or just a large person.

“My math teacher this year is such a fatsicle; she’s always eating and never teaching.”

Fatsicle by fuckleberrylover April 9, 2025

fagsicle 

the act of having a gay man propped on a stick or other suitable prop.

that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.

fagsicle by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

fartsicle

n. flatulance in such a cold environment that one might expect it to solidify like an icicle.

Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.

It's so cold out here I'm producing fartsicles!

You're such a fartsicle!

fartsicle by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006

fapsicle 

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

fapsicle by durson August 15, 2007

fansicle 

When a sports fan sits in the stand when it's below freezing temperatures outside.

A true Fansicle will sit in any weather when the Pat's are playing.

fansicle by jenny T August 22, 2014

Fartsicle

A fart in a freezing cold environment.

The frigid stillness was the perfect place to produce a fartsicle for our collective enjoyment.

Fartsicle by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003