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fatsicle

fatsicle(noun): pronounced fat-sick-cull, a slang term for ice cream cone or frozen yogurt cone; now used to refer to any sort of fattening dessert that doesn't necessarily take "cone form". Guilty parties include Sonic Blasts and Dairy Queen Blizzards.
Nick: Where'd you go man?
Mike: I ran out to Dairy Queen, I had to grab a late-night fatsicle.


Professor: A fatsicle is like a popsicle, except you know...made out of fat.


Mother: I picked up a couple fatsicles for the boys.


Observer: I just drove by Dairy Queen and there's about 50 people outside sucking on fatsicles.
by nkooky5 March 17, 2009
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Fatsicle

(n.) a word used to describe a glutton, a fat person eating, or just a large person.
My math teacher this year is such a fatsicle; she’s always eating and never teaching.”
by fuckleberrylover April 9, 2025
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fagsicle

the act of having a gay man propped on a stick or other suitable prop.
that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.
by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006
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fartsicle

n. flatulance in such a cold environment that one might expect it to solidify like an icicle.

Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.
It's so cold out here I'm producing fartsicles!

You're such a fartsicle!
by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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fapsicle

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.
"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>
by durson August 15, 2007
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fansicle

When a sports fan sits in the stand when it's below freezing temperatures outside.
A true Fansicle will sit in any weather when the Pat's are playing.
by jenny T August 22, 2014
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Fartsicle

The frigid stillness was the perfect place to produce a fartsicle for our collective enjoyment.
by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003
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